I want Olenna to swoop around Littlefinger-style, schooling people she technically shouldn’t have any interaction with on how they’re screwing things up. “Robb, you’re being a moron about your bannermen and you’re going to lose this war for yourself. OLENNA OUT.” “Stannis, let Davos out of jail, you big fool. OLENNA OUT.” “Jorah, Dany doesn’t like you like that. Stop making it weird. OLENNA OUT.
and they run away to highgarden where they braid each other’s hair and eat lemon cakes and thrive in the matriarchy and nothing bad happens to them ever again the end ♥♥♥ [prints at society6]